Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 week ago

quailey-vail:

teacher: tell me about your self

me: Hmm…okay. I love my job at the Krusty Krab, I sleep with my shoes on, I like Jelly on both sides of my toast, I have an overdue library book, I think jellyfishing and bubble-blowing are… (continue) …I have a deep overbite, I’ve never been late for work, I like to dancing to loading zone announcements, I still don’t have my driving license, I’m a little on the short side and I’m wearing three pairs of underwear right now!

Posted 1 week ago

daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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Posted 1 week ago

ugly:

I AM UGLY AND I’M PROUD

Posted 1 week ago

you must reblog the Tumblr national anthem

everytime its on your dash

(Source: gingershanks)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

nyeah squidward

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(Source: kakagais)

Posted 3 weeks ago

feelingsanti:

i’m not like other girls

i was born with glass bones and paper skin

every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms

at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

senjukannon:

ostrichpickles:

echidnaopolis:

BLASTED EXERCISE CRAZE

i had no idea this was an actual song omfg

DANCE DANCE DANCE

(Source: mazuri)